Thursday, November 20, 2008

G. W. Bush Library to Open in 2009


The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.

The Library will include:

*The 'Hurricane Katrina Room', which is still under construction.

*The 'Alberto Gonzales Room', where you won't be able to remember anything.

*The 'Texas Air National Guard Room', where you don't even have to show up.

*The 'Walter Reed Hospital Room', where they don't let you in.

*The 'Guantanamo Bay Room', where they don't let you out.

*The 'Weapons of Mass Destruction Room', which no one has been able to find.

*The 'National Debt Room', which is huge and has no ceiling.

*The 'Tax Cut Room', which allows entry only to the wealthy.

*The 'Economy Room', which is in the toilet.

*The 'Iraq War Room.' After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes, fifth tour.

*The 'Dick Cheney Room', in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

*The 'Environmental Conservation Room', still empty.

*The 'Supreme Court's Gift Shop', where you can buy an election.

*The 'Airport Men's Room', where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

*The 'Decider Room', complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

*The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.


Great ideas for travel adventures in California and the U.S. and around the world.

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