G. W. Bush Library to Open in 2009
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:
*The 'Hurricane Katrina Room', which is still under construction.
*The 'Alberto Gonzales Room', where you won't be able to remember anything.
*The 'Texas Air National Guard Room', where you don't even have to show up.
*The 'Walter Reed Hospital Room', where they don't let you in.
*The 'Guantanamo Bay Room', where they don't let you out.
*The 'Weapons of Mass Destruction Room', which no one has been able to find.
*The 'National Debt Room', which is huge and has no ceiling.
*The 'Tax Cut Room', which allows entry only to the wealthy.
*The 'Economy Room', which is in the toilet.
*The 'Iraq War Room.' After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes, fifth tour.
*The 'Dick Cheney Room', in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
*The 'Environmental Conservation Room', still empty.
*The 'Supreme Court's Gift Shop', where you can buy an election.
*The 'Airport Men's Room', where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
*The 'Decider Room', complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
*The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
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